Sunday, April 2, 2017
I Think I Have A Crush On Tiffany Trump, What Should I Do?
So here is my dilemma:
I am old enough to be her father,
I am not rich,
I am not handsome,
I am not charming until I know you very well,
I am socially awkward,
What are my chances of dating her?
There I was tooling around the internet, minding my own damn business
when I happened on her Instagram Account, so I thought: cool, I will take a look...
I found out a few things about her:
She is the daughter of Marla Maples, who still looks hot by the way:
Wait.
I HAVE A CRUSH ON MARLA MAPLES.
SHE IS IN MY AGE RANGE.
Ok, so I am not completely delusional, but check out Tiffany's Instagram page, she looks like she has a lot of fun, and tell that JERK she is dating to get lost!
Caught On Tape: California High School Girl BEATEN For Supporting Trump
State Department Spy Traded in US Secrets to Chinese for Money, iPhones, Expensive Gifts
Candace Marie Claiborne, 60 years, an employee of the Office of Caucasus Affairs in the State Department, traded information – sold her soul – to the Chinese for money, iPhones, vacations and other gifts.
An employee of the State Department since 1999, she and a relative, named as a co-conspirator, traded in U.S. secrets for at least five years. She even kept a journal of her misdeeds.
This employee with Top Secret clearance is charged with “Obstructing an official proceeding and making false statements to the FBI.” Perhaps she will be charged with treason but she hasn’t been yet even though she labeled herself and a relative as spies. These charges alone, however, can put her away for up to...
An employee of the State Department since 1999, she and a relative, named as a co-conspirator, traded in U.S. secrets for at least five years. She even kept a journal of her misdeeds.
This employee with Top Secret clearance is charged with “Obstructing an official proceeding and making false statements to the FBI.” Perhaps she will be charged with treason but she hasn’t been yet even though she labeled herself and a relative as spies. These charges alone, however, can put her away for up to...
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