So here is my dilemma:
I am old enough to be her father,
I am not rich,
I am not handsome,
I am not charming until I know you very well,
I am socially awkward,
What are my chances of dating her?
There I was tooling around the internet, minding my own damn business
when I happened on her Instagram Account, so I thought: cool, I will take a look...
I found out a few things about her:
She is the daughter of Marla Maples, who still looks hot by the way:
Wait.
I HAVE A CRUSH ON MARLA MAPLES.
SHE IS IN MY AGE RANGE.
Ok, so I am not completely delusional, but check out Tiffany's Instagram page, she looks like she has a lot of fun, and tell that JERK she is dating to get lost!
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