This is why real math should be taught in school.
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her.
This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and "flipped" the woman off.
"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why..........
I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to bumper, figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass everyday.
Statistically, half of these are driven by females.
That's 18,000 women drivers! In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642. According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449.
According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98.
And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.
According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons, and this number is increasing.
That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.
Flip one off? ... I think not.
For More Interesting Stories, Amazing or Funny Things CLICK HERE
h/t www.tysknews.com/LiteStuff/fast_lane.htm/
It begins.
WASHINGTON— Attorney General Eric Holder, noting an "escalating danger'' posed by self-radicalized domestic terrorist, announced on Monday the re-formation of special Justice Department unit aimed disrupting homegrown threats.
The attorney general said the unit, first established nearly two decades ago in the aftermath of the Oklahoma City bombing, would form a collaboration across the Justice Department, to include the FBI, federal prosecutors and other agencies, to thwart potential domestic threats.
"As the nature of the threat we face evolves to include the possibility of individual radicalization via the internet – it is critical that we return our focus to potential extremists here at home,'' Holder said in a video message posted Monday morning on the Justice website.
"We face an escalating danger from self-radicalized individuals within our own borders,'' he said.
Domestic terrorists were responsible for more than two dozen terror incidents since the Sept. 11 attacks, including the deadly shooting at Fort Hood, Texas and last year's Boston Marathon bombings, which killed three and wounded more than 260 others, Holder said.
"Tragic incidents like the Boston Marathon bombing and active shooter situations like Fort Hood provide clear examples that we must disrupt 'lone wolf'-style actors aimed to harm our nation,'' Holder said.
Holder said the unit was necessary to respond to the changing terrorist threat, notably the "reduced'' risk posed by al-Qaeda's core leadership. While significant threat remains from al-Qaeda affiliates in Yemen and Somalia, Holder said that the U.S. "must concern ourselves with a different type of threat.''
Holder said the unit, first organized under former Attorney General Janet Reno, was set to meet on the morning of Sept. 11, 2001, but the session never took place as the nature of the threat turned toward Afghanistan and Pakistan.
Sharyl Attkisson, an award-winning investigative reporter who resigned from CBS News earlier this year, says the news media are heading down a dangerous path with attempts to “censor or block stories” that don’t align with their preferred agenda.
“There’s a tendency in the news media, on the part of some managers, to censor or block stories that don’t fall in line with the message they want sent to the viewers,” Attkisson said in an exclusive interview with The Daily Signal. “I think that’s really a very dangerous perspective to have.”
In the first of three segments, Attkisson shared her views on journalism and life after CBS News. Her newest investigative report—about oxygen trials conducted on premature babies—was published by The Daily Signal today. She will serve as a senior independent contributor to the news organization, which made its debut Tuesday.
Attkisson made headlines in March when she left CBS News after a 20-year career at the TV network. In subsequent interviews, she cited her inability to get her stories on the air.
“What I’m seeking out now,” Attkisson said, “is the opportunity to bring under-served stories to a broad audience through an editorial process that doesn’t censor, that doesn’t try to direct a story to go in a certain unnatural direction.”
Attkisson is writing a book, due out later this year, called “Stonewalled: My Fight for Truth Against the Forces of Obstruction, Intimidation, and Harassment in Obama’s Washington.” She has criticized the administration’s lack of transparency surrounding the Benghazi terrorist attack.
Her critique of the White House is ...
In technology that is lifted straight from Robocop, Brazilian cops will be outfitted with glasses that can scan faces in a crowd and automatically pick out criminals. The glasses use advanced facial recognition technology that can scan 400 faces a second at 50 yards away.
Facial profiling! The glasses scans 46,000 biometric points on a person’s face and compares it against a criminal database. When the glasses find a bad guy (it’s actually a camera attached to the glasses), a red light pops up inside the glasses and alerts the officer on what to do.
The goal is to start using these Robocop glasses in test runs at crowded events (think soccer games and concerts) so police will be familiar with the technology come 2014 (when Rio de Janeiro hosts the World Cup). A big concern about the World Cup being in Brazil was the security, and if you saw Robocop, you’ll know he handled his share of bad guys with ease. Hopefully, they can do the same!
Women are awesome, am I right?
Look, women sometimes talk bad about men and men sometimes talk bad about women, it's because we care. We love our mothers and our daughters and all the women in our lives, and we defend them with our lives.
So let's talk about rape culture. (segue anyone?) Yes, the leftist feminist meme to demonize all men. There is no man who supports rape, not among the right side of politics anyways. Rape is committed by a very few criminals, often repeat offenders that lenient leftist courts have let out to victimize more women.
The agenda of radical, progressive feminists is to demonize all men, and the attack all men with zeal at any chance they get. These zealots even call all sex between a man and a woman, rape.
There is no rape culture, there is hate culture however, and it exists on the left.
