It was the chomp heard 'round the world when, on Jan. 20, 1982, Ozzy Osbourne dined on a bat while on stage in Des Moines in front of 5,000 or so witnesses.
"The name of the town of Des Moines is embossed in my head!" Osbourne told The Des Moines Register in November 2001, on the eve of his return to the auditorium for his first concert there since the incident. "I've had some mileage from Des Moines!"
No lie. An issue of Rolling Stone in 2004 ranked the bat-biting No. 2 on its list of "Rock's Wildest Myths."
Like most chapters of rock lore, the bat-biting was born of a rare mix of calculation and coincidence.
Osbourne already had been prone to decapitations of winged creatures: He bit the head off a live dove in 1981 in Los Angeles, during a meeting with horrified record-company executives.
The bat in Des Moines, however, was most certainly dead, closer to rancid, according to Mark Neal. He was 17 at the time he tossed the bat corpse on stage. Neal's younger brother had brought the bat home from school, alive and flapping, about two weeks before the concert. No surprise that the bat failed as a household pet. So Neal's friends, aware of Osbourne's carnivorous reputation, convinced the impressionable lad to seal the bat remains in a baggy and tuck them inside his coat.
David Leach of Des Moines, Mark Neal of Palm Springs, Calif., Carmen Martin-Kelly of Des Moines and Steen Andersen of Merrill, Ia., all were at the infamous 1982 Ozzy Osbourne concert at Vets Auditorium along with a couple of other friends. They're pictured here at a 2001 Ozzy concert in the same arena. Neal was the person who threw the dead bat on stage that became Ozzy's dinner.Buy Photo
David Leach of Des Moines, Mark Neal of Palm Springs, Calif., Carmen Martin-Kelly of Des Moines and Steen Andersen of Merrill, Ia., all were at the infamous 1982 Ozzy Osbourne concert at Vets Auditorium along with a couple of other friends. They're pictured here at a 2001 Ozzy concert in the same arena. Neal was the person who threw the dead bat on stage that became Ozzy's dinner.
Neal got more of a reaction than he bargained for.
"It really freaked me out," he told a Register reporter in 1982. "I won't get in any trouble for admitting this, will I?"
After the concert, Osbourne was rushed to Broadlawns Medical Center for rabies shots.
Pam Culver was the nurse supervisor on duty that night when Osbourne's tour bus rolled in. She didn't personally treat the rocker, but she did weather the aftermath of his visit.
"For a week that was probably 50 percent of my job — fielding calls from England and Canada and all over the United States," Culver said. "People wanted to know how much did it cost to do that, and did it hurt, and how may shots did he have to have, what part of his body did we have to attack."
Osbourne's antics also made a lasting impression on the facility's management.
By October 1982, auditorium directors had decided "to prohibit concert performers from using, presenting or in any way making live animals a part of a program at Vets without the consent of management."
What began as a publicity coup has become something of an albatross, according to Osbourne. The bat business has survived his subsequent roles as founder of the wildly successful Ozzfest summer concert tour and star of his own reality-TV series on MTV.
Osbourne in 2001 lamented that he will be plagued until his death with questions about the bat. How did it taste, Ozzy? Why did you do it, Ozzy!?
"And then they'll dig me up and ask me again!" he moaned.
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