You Know That Ship That Is Blocking The Suez Canal?

 

Good evening. This is your Captain

We are about to attempt a crash landing

Please extinguish all cigarettes

Place your tray tables in their

Upright, locked position

Your Captain says: Put your head on your knees

Your Captain says: Put your head in your hands

Captain says: Put your hands on your head

Put your hands on your hips. Heh heh

This is your Captain - and we are going down

We are all going down, together