You Know What A Pearl Necklace Is Right?
DO NOT EAT THOSE COOKIES.
Umm... You Do Know What A Pearl Necklace Is Right?
Adults Only:
1. Pearl Necklace
As Samantha explained to Charlotte on a memorable episode of Sex and the City, a pearl necklace is what results when someone ejaculates on or around their partner's neck or chest (yes, so that the semen is roughly where a pearl necklace is when worn). If you're not someone who enjoys wearing this kind of pearl necklace, feel free to stick to Charlotte's preferred version, which you can find at Bloomingdale's.
5 comments:
Pearls are to be worn in odd numbers.
I never heard that term, I'm sorry to say I had to look it up.....thought I was smart, guess not.
"that ain't jewellery she's talking bout, it really don't cost that much"
She was getting bombed and I was getting blown away
And she took it in her hand
And this is what she had to say
Don't miss the next episode:
"Pearls For Swine"
...or
"She Shtups To Conquer"
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