90 Miles From Tyranny

Friday, August 30, 2019

Beware Totalitarian Statists With Low Self Esteem!

Our Universities Are Pumping Them Out In Factory Form...

Now Matter How Much You Cry Like A Little Bitch...

This Guy Was Nearly Killed By A Volkswagon Beetle...

Damn The Shrubbery, Full Speed Ahead!

More Amazing Gifs!

A Mistake Like This Could Cost You Your Life...

When You Miscalculate The End Of The Lift...

When Really Stupid People Get Really Lucky...

This Driver Should Have Died...

Motorcycle Vs. Intersection Vs. Van...

This Guy Is Shocked That He Didn't Die...

There I Was... Riding My Horse... Minding My Own Damn Business And....

Bet This Guy Saw His Life Flash Before His Eyes...

This Guy Is Lucky To Be Alive After This Accident...

Motorcycle Vs. Car...

Animated Gif Collection #15

We Should Never Listen to Stupid People, Especially Children

All this media hysteria surrounding Global Warming hoaxtress Greta Thunberg and gun-grabbing fanatic David Hogg does serve one vital purpose… We’re reminded that all children are stupid.

You know, most cultures revere their elders. Sane cultures understand that those who have been around a while, who have lived a little, who have attended the school of hard knocks and accumulated some real world experience and the wisdom that comes with it, might just be the very people we should listen to and get some advice from.

Oh, but not our culture, not Disposable America, not a consumerist society so enamored with the shiny and new there are no more repair stores, because why get something fixed when we can just chuck out the old one and get something Shiny and New from our favorite Big Box Store Shiny & New — you know, the superstore in the shiny and new strip mall where the old man had his repair shop and there was that family restaurant we used to eat at all the time, at least until Ruby Tuesday took over the vacant lot where our kids played ball until we gave them iPhones…

By all means, let’s chuck out the elders and … listen to the children.

By all means, let’s embrace the ideas of a generation running up trillions of dollar in student loans for a useless degree before they even have a job.

By all means, let’s ignore stuffy concepts like wisdom and experience. Instead, let’s hand our futures over to teenagers who have never paid a bill, never faced a real responsibility, and have no idea what it means to be on your own in a tough and unfair world that you’re gunna have to crack open if you want a place for yourself.

By all means, let’s hand the power to shape the world over to those who were sitting in their own poop on 9/11.

Better still, let’s hand our futures over, not just to children, but to spoiled children, to children who already have their own yacht, to someone right out of Children of the Cornwho sports a black arm band and says things like, We’re just waiting for you die.

Yep, that’s who I want in charge of...

NASCAR Betrays the 2nd Amendment, Rejects Pro-Gun Ads Citing Their ‘Gradual Shift’ on the Issue

NASCAR is turning against the 2nd Amendment, rejecting pro-gun advertisements after citing a “gradual shift” on gun rights.

“We just heard from NASCAR on a number of gun related ads and unfortunately, due a gradual shift in NASCAR’s position on guns, these ads must be edited/changed—especially those that are depicted as assault-style rifles/sniper rifles,” wrote National Event Publications, the NASCAR’s official sales media agent, to the K-Var Armory.

“NASCAR is still open to some of the less controversial gun accessories, concealed carry, or classes,” they added.

K-Var noted that there is nothing “gradual” about what is being done. NASCAR has allowed advertisements without any restrictions from gun manufacturers until this year.

“NASCAR has allowed ads from firearms manufacturers for several years. AK-47s, AR-15s, and scoped rifles have all been featured in the past, so I guess, by that statement, it can only mean that NASCAR is marching toward a complete anti-gun stance—it is just slow rolling it for some reason,” K-Var writes on their blog.

K-Var notes that NASCAR is likely to suffer immense backlash, considering many of their supporters are rural supporters of the 2nd Amendment, similar to Yeti and Dick’s Sporting Goods as a result of their embrace of...

Kid Rock: Taylor Swift Got Woke Because She Wants To Be In Movies

Singer Kid Rock blasted Taylor Swift on Twitter Friday over the pop star’s recent interview with Vogue Magazine, in which she expressed why she’s increasingly politically active.

“Taylor Swift wants to be a democrat because she wants to be in the movies….period,” Rock tweeted. The music star also suggested Swift is willing to perform sexual acts to climb her way to...