SYDNEY—Australian hospitals are bursting at the seams, having reached their breaking point after being flooded with patients during the pandemic. The Australians streaming into the hospitals don't have COVID, though, but instead are just bloodied and bruised from cops beating them up for not wearing masks, going outside for fresh air, and talking to other people.
While Australia has done well keeping case numbers down throughout the pandemic, their performance fighting the virus has been offset by the number of people getting curb-stomped by police.
"Well, bugger! It's way over capacity here, mate," said one nurse in Sydney. "By the beard of a Koala! We got way too many wankers comin' on in here and gettin' all cracked up by the bloody coppers, mate." In American English, this apparently means, "Well, gosh darn it all! There's too many people in this hospital, y'all. By the beard of Abraham Lincoln! We have way too many people coming into this here hospital and getting beat up by the popo, dude."
According to medical professionals in Australia, the concerning rise in people getting absolutely demolished by the police and having to get rushed to the hospital is exacerbated by the fact that...
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They relinquished their Firearms to a tyrannical government, now its too late. Canada is next, then they'll try it in the US. SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!
Yes Sir! Coming to a neighborhood near you very soon. With all the good cops that can think for themselves being forced out or fired, because they refuse an experimental biological weapon injection, just think of all the assholes that will be left... They will be the new "Jack Booted Thugs!" Oath of Office, we don't need no stinking oath of office...
It's the Babylon Bee, so it's satire. But is it really?
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