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I had a girlfriend who told me a thanksgiving story about getting a giant huge lump of tofu, shaping it into a turkey shape and baking it for Thanksgiving. They invited a bunch of fellow vegans over, they even put those little paper thingy's on the legs to spruce up the meal. She broke up with me because I was laying on the floor laughing so hard. It was ok, it took me about 20 minutes to get over her. (Filed under: The dumb things you do to get laid.)
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They have pills for that 'boneless' part...
I had a girlfriend who told me a thanksgiving story about getting a giant huge lump of tofu, shaping it into a turkey shape and baking it for Thanksgiving. They invited a bunch of fellow vegans over, they even put those little paper thingy's on the legs to spruce up the meal. She broke up with me because I was laying on the floor laughing so hard. It was ok, it took me about 20 minutes to get over her. (Filed under: The dumb things you do to get laid.)
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