I Mean... Is There Nothing Left We Can Hold On To?

Got me the strangest woman

Believe it, this chick's no sinch

When I wanna get her goin'

Then I whip out my Big Ten Inch

Record of the band that plays the blues

Well the band that plays the blues

She just loved my Big Ten Inch

Record of her favorite blues

Last night I tried to tease her

I gave my love a little pinch

But she said now stop that jivin

now whip out your big ten-inch